Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
It’s okay, I did the next best thing. I ignored/blocked Covergirl.
JFC THESE SPONSORED ADS ON MY DASHBOARD ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
IF I HAVE TO SEE COVERGIRL’S “EDGY ASIAN GIRL WEARING LIPGLOSS” OR TAYLOR SWIFT’S KEDS ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING BLOCK EVERYTHING.
IF I WANTED TO SEE THIS SHIT, I WOULD’VE FOLLOWED THEM??!?!?!
Mark my words, I will own a Classic Chanel Quilted Flap bag, with gold trim.
Whether it be in a year, or when I’m 70 years old, I will have one.
wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes
I HATE TUMBLR LMFAO